ROBERT E. HOWARD - WORMS OF THE EARTH!
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"I am a Pict, a son of those warriors who drove your brutish ancestors before them like chaff before the storm! -- who flooded the land with your blood and heaped high your skulls for a sacrifice to the Moon-Woman! You who fled of old before my race, dare ye now snarl at your master?"
Robert E. Howard - Worms of the Earth
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