Monday, May 25, 2009

PIRATES DO HAVE THE BEST WENCHES!

PIRATES DO HAVE THE BEST WENCHES!

SCURVYDOGS, THESE BE PIRATE BABES AS YE HAVE ALWAYS IMAGED, BUT NE’ER SEEN. REAL PIRATE WOMEN DRESSIN’ LIKE MEN BE HARDLY SEXY. DAMN YE EYES WITH HALLOWEEN POLYESTER PIRATE, AS THEM BE LOOKIN’ CHEAP N’ FAKE.

MOST BEAUTIFUL WENCHES SCANTLY DRESSED IN AUTHENTIC PIRATE GARB, BE THE TREASURE IN EVERY SEAMEN EYES N’ A FEW LADIES EYES AS WELL. THESE DOXIES BE UNDERDRESSED FARR COMBAT, BARRT WELL ARMED WITH CUTLASS, FLINTLOCKS, DAGGERS N’ RUM BOTTLES.

MANY A PIRATE’S SHARP SEA EYES BE MISTAKIN’ THESE IMAGES HAS PAINTINGS. THEY BE A PHOTOGRAPH OF REAL WOMEN, MASTERFULLY GARBED, ARMED, POSED.

THIS VERY COOL AND DARING PIRATE BABE CALENDAR WAS PRODUCED BY PHOTOGRAPHER TIGER LEE. HE TELLS US THE 2010 CALENDAR WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER AROUND SEPTEMBER 1.

BE THERE, MATEY!

TO CHECK IT OUT FURTHER CLICK HERE

1 comment:

Rapunzel said...

Just discovered your blog and am lovin' it so far!

I buy this Wench calendar for my piratey boyfriend every year and met the photographer last year in Key West. It's a beauty and will continue to adorn our kitchen for years to come!