Sunday, August 23, 2009

HOW TO EMULATE THE SAINT ON A LIMITED BUDGET!

HOW TO EMULATE THE SAINT ON A LIMITED BUDGET!

JUST CAME ACROSS THIS HILARIOUS POST BY GARY DOBBS OVER AT THE TAINTED ARCHIVE . ..


A person can be whatever they want to be - that's the philosophy of the Tainted Archive. Reinvention of yourself is easy if you follow a few simple steps. From time to time The Archive will show you how to become someone else, or at least appear to do so. And so in this, the first of an irregular series, The Tainted Archive goes all self help and shows you how to become a man like The Saint at the minimum cost.

1 - Clothes are important as is your style. Never never dress down and always make sure you are at your most impeccable. Even while digging the garden you should wear well pressed trousers and a comfortable shirt. And of course it goes without saying you must be clean shaven and your hair neatly combed with a side parting and slight quiff. These days this can easily and inexpensively be achieved with clothing produced in some sweat shop in a far off country and sold in most major supermarkets. Remember to remove the labels as it looks expensive enough but just be careful of any sudden movements.

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2 comments:

Dave Lewis said...

This is a great one, Paul. It should be required reading for all bloggers.

Remember me from about a million years ago in DAPA-EM?

bish8 said...

Hey, Dave! DAPA-EM! Those were the days when fans were fans, not these internet blogging whimps. Not one of them could put out a monthly six to twenty page fanzine every month using basic, non-computer, printing techniques.

Man, am I glad times have changed.

Good to reconnect with you.