AN EVENING AT THE BUDDIES LOUNGE #51!

AN EVENING AT THE BUDDIES LOUNGE #51!

The “BIG W” is BACK! Come join him as he continues to explorer, with drink in hand, the Space-Age Pop Hi-Fi musical sounds of the 1950’s and 1960’s! Slip on your Smoking Jacket, shake a Martini, then sit back and enjoy the warm Hi-Fi sounds of “An Evening At The Buddies Lounge”...as always, presented in Living Stereo! Bottoms Up!

PLAYLIST:

• Bluesette - Steve Lawrence
• Heat Wave - Buddy Cole
• Comin’ Home Baby - Mel Tormé
• Everybody Loves A Lover - Andre Kostelanetz
• I’m Not The Marrying Kind - Dean Martin
• There They Go - Hugo Montenegro
• There Is Nothin’ Like A Dame - Sammy Davis, Jr.
• Come Along With Me - Nelson Riddle
• I’ve Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra
• Latin-Esque - Esquivel
• Simba - Les Baxter
• Stone God - Martin Denny
• Stumbling - Tak Shindo
• I Want To Hold Your Hand - Keely Smith
• Timothy - Henry Mancini
• I Believe In You - Peggy Lee
• Night Train - Ames Brothers
• Apples, Peaches And Cherries - Smothers Brothers
• A Foggy Day - Don Ralke
• Continental Holiday - Peter Nero

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LDS HUMOR!

CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE!

THE RED PANDA #45 – JUNGLE OF TERROR!

THE RED PANDA #45 – JUNGLE OF TERROR!

AVAILABLE NOW FROM DECODER RING THEATRE ~

When an emergency message arrives from an old friend from half a world away, the Terrific Twosome of Toronto race against time to reach the savage beauty of the Amazon. But will they reach the downed aviator in time, or are they destined to share his doom in the Jungle of Terror?

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THE CURVED SABER: THE OFFICIAL HAROLD LAMB SITE!

THE CURVED SABER: THE OFFICIAL HAROLD LAMB SITE!

FOUR NEW HAROLD LAMB COLLECTIONS ARE COMING FROM BISON BOOKS IN 2009 AND 2010.

SWORDS FROM THE WEST: A COLLECTION OF HAROLD LAMB'S THRILLING CRUSADER STORIES.

SWORDS FROM THE DESERT: A SET OF NOVELLAS AND SHORT STORIES WITH ARABIAN HEROES.

SWORDS FROM THE EAST: A COLLECTION BRIMMING WITH ADVENTURES SET DEEP IN MONGOLIA AND HIGH ASIA.

SWORDS FROM THE SEA: A GRAB BAG OF STORIES SET ON OR NEAR THE OCEAN, INCLUDING TWO NOVELLAS OF JOHN PAUL JONES, EIGHT VIKING YARNS, AND A SHORT NOVEL OF AMERICA'S WAR AGAINST THE BARBARY PIRATES.

WOLF OF THE STEPPES, WARRIORS OF THE STEPPES, RIDERS OF THE STEPPES, AND SWORDS OF THE STEPPES ARE AVAILABLE NOW.

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SABATINI’S CAPTAIN BLOOD!

SABATINI’S CAPTAIN BLOOD!

Written by Matthew Shepherd
Illustrated by Mike Shoyket

This summer the Caribbean runs red with blood, Captain Blood as SLG Publishing, the company that brought you Tron, Wonderland and Haunted Mansion turns it's attention to the coolest pirate story of all time; Captain Blood, His Oddyssey.

All Peter Blood wanted was to be left alone. A doctor living in 17th century England, Blood spends his days tending to his patients and reminiscing about his time adventuring through Europe. Blood soon winds up on the wrong side of a rebellion and is sentenced to ten years of hard labor on the island of Barbados. Escaping slavery, Blood begins his career as a pirate and becomes one of the most famous Pirates in the Caribbean as well as one of literature's best anti-heroes. Captain Blood’s Odyssey is an adaptation of the Rafael Sabatini novel of the same name. Later adapted into the 1935 movie starring Errol Flynn, the 1922 book was a smash hit and launched numerous sequels. Adapted for the first time to comic book form, Captain Blood’s Odyssey is a very faithful adaptation of the popular novel.

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AGE OF ADVENTURE: AIR HEROES - NOW AVAILABLE!

AGE OF ADVENTURE: AIR HEROES - NOW AVAILABLE!

AIR HEROES COLLECTS 5 FANTASTIC ADVENTURES OF THE AVIATION HEROES OF HILLMAN COMICS THAT FANS HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR!

THESE COMICS FEATURED SOME OF THE BEST ARTWORK OF THE GOLDEN AGE WITH WILD VILLAINS, TWO FISTED HEROES, AND SEXY HEROINES! ITS ACES FOR ACTION LOVERS!

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AGE OF ADVENTURE

SATURDAY NIGHT DIRT!

SATURDAY NIGHT DIRT!

FLASHING BACK TO THE MOTOR RACING NOVELS OF WILLIAM CAMPBELL GAULT, SATURDAY NIGHT DIRT BY WILL WEAVER IS A NOSTALGIC BLAST . . .

It’s a sizzling summer Saturday, and Headwaters Speedway is suddenly the place to be. Thanks to rainouts across the state, this small-town dirt track is drawing big-time stock cars and local drivers. First up: Trace Bonham in his Street Stock Chevy that’s sure to be a winner, if only he can figure out why it’s acting up. Next is Beau Kim: his Modified is patched together from whatever parts he could scrape up. And on the outside, moving in fast: Amber Jenkins, a strawberry blonde who has what it takes to run rings around them all. Keeping everyone on track is Melody Walters: she knows that the impending rain might be exactly what they need to keep her father’s speedway afloat—or sink it for good.

MOONSTONE'S DOMINO LADY ~ NOW AVAILABLE!

MOONSTONE'S DOMINO LADY ~ NOW AVAILABLE!

A mystery hero like no other. With the most dangerous weapon of all...

Los Angeles, the 1930's. The city of angels. Attracting beautiful people from all over the world with its glitz and glamour. But just beneath the surface is a city stinking of corruption with criminal bosses and politicians squeezing the life out of the city.

Stunned and enraged by the murder of her crusading politician father, beautiful socialite Ellen Patrick becomes determined to bring her father¹s killers to justice...at any cost. A talented Berkley graduate, she knows that to truly fight the men who killed her father she must break all the rules. Donning a distinctive white dress and a black domino mask, she becomes The Domino Lady, one of the sexiest -- and most elusive -- crime fighters of all time.

The greatest adventurers and detectives of all time join her: The Phantom, Sherlock Holmes, The Black Bat and Airboy. Nine all-new tales of one of the world's first female masked crime fighter, by Nancy Holder, Chuck Dixon, CJ Henderson, Martin Powell, Ron Fortier, James Chambers, Bobby Nash, Gail McCabe, Lisa Bandemer. Introduction: Mystery Writers of America Raven Award winner Joan Hansen!

Limited edition hardcover available. Exclusive to this edition extras: a sexy romp original Domino Lady story by Lisa Bandemer, a new Domino Lady radio script drama, a hot pin-up section and a photo of the Domino Lady!

Trade Paperback - $16.95
Hardcover - $48.95

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ASHES TO ASHES ~ SEASON TWO!

ASHES TO ASHES ~ SEASON TWO!

FANS OF LIFE ON MARS EITHER LOVE OR HATE (MOSTLY HATE) THIS FOLLOW UP SERIES. PERSONALLY, I’M IN THE MIDDLE. I’LL CERTAINLY WATCH SERIES TWO, BUT IT’S NOT MUST SEE TV LIKE THE ORIGINAL . . .

The Quattro's fired up and fashion sense has been thrown out of the window as the second series of hit BBC One drama Ashes To Ashes returns!

Winner of the Best New Drama category at the 2008 TV Quick Awards, series one of Ashes To Ashes cemented its position as one of the TV highlights of 2008 after more than eight million viewers tuned in to see DI Alex Drake (Keeley Hawes) arrive with a bang in 1981.

Series two kicks off in 1982 where leg warmers are cool, fluorescent is the colour of choice, Thatcher is in her element and bullish DCI Gene Hunt (Philip Glenister) is back, policing the streets in his politically incorrect and loud-mouthed style. Sassy Alex Drake, with whom Hunt shares a fiery working relationship, is by his side, desperately trying to keep him in line.

Though no nearer to getting back to her daughter, Alex believes she is suspended in time and finally understands how the world around her works. But when she starts hearing news from the future, she realises nothing is as it seems.

Clinging on to fast-fading hope, she discovers she may not be alone in her predicament. A mysterious stranger who also seems to be stuck in 1982 is making Alex doubt that her current world is merely a figment of her imagination. Is he a friend who can help her get home or a foe who will destroy all she knows?

And while Gene Hunt saved her younger self from the car bomb that killed her parents, can she ever trust him enough to share in her extraordinary scenario? As she struggles to stay alive long enough to find a way home, it appears she needs him more than ever before.

Produced by Kudos Film and Television in association with Monastic Productions, this new series also sees the return of Gene and Alex's top team: DS Ray Carling (Dean Andrews), DC Chris Skelton (Marshall Lancaster) and WPC Sharon "Shaz" Granger (Montserrat Lombard).

Chris and Shaz couldn't be happier. He's still trying his best to be the perfect "feminist" boyfriend and wants to take his relationship to the next level, but predictably Ray continues to tease him about his romantic gestures.

Ray is also struggling to contain his emotions about the Falklands War, blaming the "Argies" and throwing his weight fully behind Maggie Thatcher. However, more testing times lie ahead for the trio...

Producer Beth Willis says: "The new series moves in a slightly different direction and we've really enjoyed developing the characters and Alex's journey further. Gene and Alex's relationship is so complex; it is very sparky and they obviously care for each other in a begrudging manner so it's interesting to see how this evolves.

"Ray and Chris are still by Gene's side, but when force legend Detective Superintendent "Supermac" Mackintosh (Roger Allam) starts working with the team it looks as if Gene's equilibrium could be broken."

The arrival of Supermac seems like a blessing to the team because he's been hailed as a star within the force and someone not to be messed with. However, it's not long before Gene's gut instinct tells him something isn't quite right. Could this cop legend be up to no good?

Piers Wenger, Head of Drama, BBC Wales, adds: "Last year, Ashes to Ashes was a highlight of the BBC One drama schedule and delighted over eight million drama fans and 1980s devotees alike.

"Series two combines the same mix of compelling crime stories, outrageous fashion and blistering one-liners with some bold and brilliant new plot twists.

"Matthew Graham and Ashley Pharoah's scripts continue to thrill while bravura performances from Philip Glenister and Keeley Hawes mean that Ashes is back with a bang!"

Ashes To Ashes is written and created by Matthew Graham and Ashley Pharoah, two of the creators of award-winning drama Life On Mars.

THE LAST OLYMPIAN!

THE LAST OLYMPIAN!

COMING MAY 19TH!

All year the half-bloods have been preparing for battle against the Titans, knowing the odds of victory are grim. Kronos's army is stronger than ever, and with every god and half-blood he recruits, the evil Titan's power only grows. While the Olympians struggle to contain the rampaging monster Typhon, Kronos begins his advance on New York City, where Mount Olympus stands virtually unguarded. Now it's up to Percy Jackson and an army of young demigods to stop the Lord of Time.

In this momentous final book in the New York Times best-selling Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, the long-awaited prophecy surrounding Percy's sixteenth birthday unfolds. And as the battle for Western civilization rages on the streets of Manhattan, Percy faces a terrifying suspicion that he may be fighting against his own fate.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Rick Riordan is the author of the first three books in the New York Times best-selling Percy Jackson and the Olympians series: The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters, and The Titan s Curse. His previous novels for adults include the hugely popular Tres Navarre series, winner of the top three awards in the mystery genre. He lives in San Antonio, Texas, with his wife and two sons.

FORGOTTEN BOOKS: SEMI-TOUGH BY DAN JENKINS!

FORGOTTEN BOOKS: SEMI-TOUGH BY DAN JENKINS!

Semi-Tough is rude, crude, vulgar, as politically incorrect as flatuating in church, sexist, semi-pornographic, and racially divisive. It’s also the funniest damn book about pro football ever written. There may be a better novel about pro football (although, I’ve never read one), but there sure as heck isn’t one as readable and laugh out loud. Don’t be turned off by memories of the forgettable Burt Reynolds movie (The Longest Yard was his best football outing), come on and read this gem and be offended by the source material.

Dan Jenkins is a sports writing gem. His golf novels are must reads, but all of his style and humor stems from this Texas influenced tales of two good-old-bad-old boys, Billy Clyde Puckett and Shake Tiller – both stars for the New York Giants getting ready to take on the dog-ass NY Jets in the Super Bowl – and their one true love Barbara Jane Bookman. This is the ‘70’s, folks, with all its bad fashions, sexual revolutions, and drug excesses.

I recently re-read, or actually listened to on CD, Semi-Tough and almost crashed the car twice and nearly did myself an inury trying not to laugh too hard. Read and believe - and laugh even when you shouldn't.

KINKY SHERLOCK?

KINKY SHERLOCK!

HERE'S SOME CRINGE INDUCING DETAILS REGARDING THE UPCOMING GUY RITCHIE DIRECTED, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. STARRING, SHERLOCK HOLMES FILM SET FOR REALESE CHRISTMAS DAY 2009 . . .

LAS VEGAS — Leave it to Robert Downey Jr. to turn Sherlock Holmes into a wisecracking action hero who ends up handcuffed naked to a bed.

Downey offered a sneak peek Tuesday of "Sherlock Holmes," his new take on the cerebral detective created by Arthur Conan Doyle.

Theater owners attending their annual ShoWest convention got to see Downey's Holmes in a bruising boxing match, diving from a tall building into London's Thames River and trading barbs with roommate Dr. Watson (Jude Law), who complains about the detective's slovenliness and nocturnal violin playing.

"Holmes, does your depravity know no bounds?" Watson asks the detective.

In one scene, the unclothed Holmes finds himself cuffed by both hands to a bed.

Downey also turns the detective into something of a ladies man as his Holmes gets a romantic interest (Rachel McAdams). Conan Doyle's Holmes lived a monk's life, save for one purely platonic dalliance with a female foil whose intellect he greatly admired.

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LIFE ON MARS: SAM RUNS OUT OF TIME!

LIFE ON MARS: SAM RUNS OUT OF TIME!

TV GUIDE.COM HAS A NICE PIECE OF THE FINALE OF THE AMERICAN VERSION OF THIS BRILLIANT SERIES . . .

In a rare instance of mutual forethought and cooperation between producers and a network, ABC's Life on Mars will wrap up its abbreviated freshman run this Wednesday at 10 pm/ET with a proper series finale, bringing to a close Detective Sam Tyler's time-tripping odyssey. Here, executive producers Scott Rosenberg and Josh Appelbaum reflect on their Mars journey, reveal the one song that done them wrong, preview the "straight-out scary" follow-up they have planned, and promise closure for fans of their previous project, October Road.

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THE CAT'S MEOW!

AMC PRISONER POSTER!

AMC PRISONER POSTER

DARK HORIZONS POINTS THE WAY TO A COOL NEW NUMBER 2-CENTRIC POSTER FOR AMC'S UPCOMING PRISONER TV REMAKE AT IO9. THE POSTER COMES FROM THE MIPTV CONFERENCE IN CANNES.

A SHRUG OF THE SHOULDER HOLSTER TO THE DOUBLE O SECTION

CHURCH SIGNS!

CHURCH SIGNS!

This is literally a 'church signs' debate being played out in a Southern US town, between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church, and Cumberland Presbyterian, a fundamentalist church. From top to bottom shows you the response and counter-response over time. The Catholics are displaying a much better sense of humor! You get the impression that the Presbyterians are actually taking this seriously and are getting a bit upset....

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HERB ALPERT @ VIBRATO!

HERB ALPERT @ VIBRATO!

NO TIME TO POST TODAY ~ OFF TO SEE HERB ALPERT PERFORMING AT AT HIS OWN JAZZ CLUB, VIBRATO. CAN'T WAIT!

BLOODHOUND ~ TAMORA PIERCE

BLOODHOUND ~ TAMORA PIERCE

THE FIRST BOOK IN THE BEKA COOPER TRILOGY, TERRIER, WAS MY FAVORITE BOOKS OF 2007. NOW, THE SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES IS DUE OUT APRIL 14TH AND I CAN'T WAIT ~ FANTASY AND STORYTELLING AT ITS BEST!

Beka Cooper is finally a Dog—a full-fledged member of the Provost’s Guard, dedicated to keeping peace in Corus’s streets. But there’s unrest in Tortall’s capital. Counterfeit coins are turning up in shops all over the city, and merchants are raising prices to cover their losses.

The Dogs discover that gamblers are bringing the counterfeit money from Port Caynn. In Port Caynn, Beka delves deep into the gambling world, where she meets a charming banking clerk named Dale Rowan. Beka thinks she may be falling for Rowan, but she won’t let anything—or anyone—jeopardize her mission.

As she heads north to an abandoned silver mine, it won’t be enough for Beka be her usual “terrier” self. She’ll have to learn from Achoo to sniff out the criminals—to be a Bloodhound. . . .

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HU$TLE MOVES TO BIRMINGHAM!

HU$TLE MOVES TO BIRMINGHAM!

PER THE WEBSITE DIGITAL SPY:

They've done London, LA and Vegas - and now the Hustle crew are taking on... Birmingham.In a shakeup for series six - which films this summer and airs early 2010 - Mickey and co. will be moving to England's second city.

This weekend I caught up with the legendary Robert Vaughn at the Memorabilia convention in Brum, where he spilled the beans on the relocation.

"I found out last night that all six shows are going to be done in Birmingham," he told me.

"I think this is the first time Birmingham has ever had a top-notch show film here." (Clearly Mr Vaughn isn't a fan of Doctors!)

He added: "Apart from this convention, one of my other responsibilities coming here is my wife said 'you've got to find out where I'm going to live!' So tonight after the signings I'm going down to the Rotunda in the Bullring, which is apparently the best place for apartment-type living."

THE WAY IT WORKS!

THE CAT'S MEOW!

JAIMEE PAUL ~ AT LAST!

JAIMEE PAUL ~ AT LAST!

I had a cool time over at the martiniinthemorning.com studios today with Renee Olstead, my favorite current ‘girl singer.’ While there, however, I was also introduced to the sounds of Jaimee Paul, a jazz singer out of Nashville who, while not up to Renee Olstead’s level quite yet, is well on her way ~ especially as producer David Foster (Buble, Olstead, Celine Dion, and a 1000 others) has taken her under his wing.

In the vast world of vocal music available to us today, there is precious little out there to claim our ears. When a singer like Jaimee Paul comes along, we remember that musical artistry and good taste can produce wonderful music in any decade. Jaimee has listened to, and learned, from the singers of the past but she is aware that there is already an Ella, a Rosie, a Lena and a Billie. Her job now is to use all those wonderful influences in a new way. She has all the tools; the voice, the ear, the feel and the spirit, and though you can hear echoes of many people in her voice, she really sounds like nobody but herself. Attribution, without mimicry, is the greatest compliment any singer can pay to the people who have blazed the trail. It is a rare pleasure to listen to a singer with the taste, musicality and plain old good sense that Jaimee Paul has. She does great tribute to the iconic girl singers on this CD by taking on some of their signature songs with her own flair.

TRACK LIST:
1. At Last
2. Cry Me A River
3. Fever
4. Crazy
5. What A Difference A Day Makes
6. Summertime
7. Lover Man
8. Sentimental Journey
9. Stormy Weather
10. Whatever Lola Wants
11. Love, You Didn't Do Right By Me
12. You Belong To Me
13. Somewhere Over The Rainbow

THE BEST OF AN EVENING AT BUDDIES LOUNGE #3!

THE BEST OF AN EVENING AT BUDDIES LOUNGE #3!

The “Big W” will be back next week with an ALL NEW show, but he did leave behind one last great episode from the spring of 2008 to share with everyone once again this week. It’s his tribute to the “King of Cool” Dean Martin, with an hour of classics, as always in LIVING STEREO. Slip on your Smoking Jacket, shake a Martini, then sit back and enjoy the warm Hi-Fi sounds of Dean Martin. It’s the BEST of “An Evening At The Buddies Lounge” – Show #3 - Originally aired on 5/4/08 as show #11. Bottoms Up! “An Evening At The Buddies Lounge” will be back next Saturday, April 4th will an all-new show. Don’t miss it!

Best of “An Evening At The Buddies Lounge” #3
Originally aired on 5/4/08 as show #11

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COCKTAIL NATION 67 ~ KOOPER DIGS A VEGAS TIKI BAR!

COCKTAIL NATION 67 ~ KOOPER DIGS A VEGAS TIKI BAR!

Koop Kooper back again with another jam packed show as we head to Vegas to check out a brand new tiki bar and to find out about the incredible polynesian art there.....some new releases from Hard Case crime...some cool events to attend and the swank music to dig as you cruise there...like a sneak peek from the new SG sound album that was just emailed to me from the band.

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SG Sound ~ Escapade Velocity
Combustible Edison ~ Cry me a River
Frank Sinatra ~ Put Your Dreams Away
Ivor Slaney ~ Window Gazing
Waitiki ~ Magic Islands
Nick de Caro ~ I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
Spy Fi ~ Illya's theme
Machine ~Hexotica
Estrellita Del Sur ~ Bongoson
Henri Rene ~ Whispering
Mark Copeland ~ You'd be so nice to come home to
Jackie Gleason ~ But Not for Me
Diana Krall ~ Hang My Tears Out To Dry
Martini Kings ~ Bongo Mambo
The Alan Tews ~ Let's Fly

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SATURDAY NIGHT DRIVE`IN: TWILIGHT!

SATURDAY NIGHT DRIVE`IN: TWILIGHT!

REDBLOG HAS A HYSTRICAL TAKE ON THE BOOK/FILM TWILIGHT:

Believe it or not, there are a few people out there who are not teenage girls. These people may have heard tell of the Twilight Phenomenon, but are not familiar with the books or the film. For those folks, I present Saturday Night Drive-in's Twilight Theater:

PALE GIRL: Hi, I’m new here.

PALE BOY: I hate you. I love you. I want to eat you.

PALE GIRL: Let us go yearn for one another in the woods.

**

PALE GIRL: Did you just stop that van with your bare hands?

PALE BOY: No.

PALE GIRL: Yes you did.

PALE BOY: No I didn’t.

PALE GIRL: I saw you.

PALE BOY: You are clearly a crazy person.

PALE GIRL: I’m not.

PALE BOY: Look at me over here in the sunlight.

PALE GIRL: Ooooooh, sparkly.

PALE BOY: I am your darkest desire and your worst nightmare.

PALE GIRL: You’re a chocolate pony filled with algebra?

PALE GIRL: How old are you?

PALE BOY: I’m a 30-year old actor, playing a 90-year-old vampire, pretending to be a 17-year old teenager.

PALE GIRL: So you can buy beer?

***

PALE BOY: I’m dangerous.

PALE GIRL: I’m not afraid.

PALE BOY: I watch you while you sleep.

PALE GIRL: That’s disturbingly hot.

PALE BOY: I've killed people.

PALE GIRL: I love you unconditionally.

PALE BOY: I drive a Volvo.

PALE GIRL: I just remembered I have a thing I have to go to…

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BEAT TO A PULP #16 ~ NO HANDS!

BEAT TO A PULP #16 ~ NO HANDS!

HERE’S WHAT EDITOR DAVID CRANMER HAS TO SAY ABOUT HIS LATEST BTAP OFFERING . . .

Fresh from an adventure at Thuglit, Diana Andrews is raring to go again in this week's BEAT to a PULP. Al Tucher's prolific Diana is like an old friend--she's always there when you need her and she always delivers the goods. "No Hands" is no exception. The story starts off with a bang, a gang-bang that is, so just a little warning about the mature content if you're at the office.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Albert Tucher is the author of five unpublished novels and twenty-four published short stories about prostitute Diana Andrews. He'd like to try a stand-alone story, if Diana doesn't kick his ass for him.

Next week: "Preferred Customer" by Mike Sheeter

Coming soon: Scott D. Parker's "You Don't Get Three Mistakes"

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HOT PURSUIT!

APRIL @ VIBRATO!

A DAY AT THE BEACH IN CHINA!

A DAY AT THE BEACH IN CHINA!

WHEN YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL, MAY I SUGGEST A DAY AT THE BEACH IN CHINA.

THE BIG QUESTION: WHERE ARE THE BATHROOMS???