Saturday, June 19, 2010

ENGLAND VS ALGERIA ON TWITTER!

ENGLAND VS ALGERIA ON TWITTER!

MOST OF THIS STUFF IS RIGHT ON . . .


* And there’s the England team, looking like a gaggle of confused hair models.

* The Algerian team appear to be conscious, and therefore not the England team’s preferred opponents.

* Dear Mr Heskey [ENGLAND'S TOP STRIKER, SUPPOSEDLY], please have a blind man and their guide dog show you where the f****** goal is

* Algerians look like they’re having fun. English look like they’d rather drink a pint of sick [BARF] than stay on the pitch.

* Get up you nonce [IDIOT], he only stood on your head

* Rooney [SUPPOSEDLY ENLAND'S BEST PLAYER] appears mostly interested in passing the ball to the invisible ghosts of things he has eaten.

* "Ghost Deer and Ghost Cat play footyball with Rooney in Rooney’s head now. Ug."

* Yes, John Terry, no-one will notice if you just lay on an opposition player and try to f*** them

* Wild, hilarious f***-ups by England team. Awesome, hilarious fouls by Algerian team. Comedy cavalcade. No actual football.

* Pretty sure the soundtrack for the end of the world will be played on those bloody vulva horn things

* England team now being wheeled back to their care home. Heskey being taken straight to glue factory.

* And Fabio Capello [ENGLAN COACH/MANAGER] being forced to consider the fact that perhaps he has lived too long. To the sound of vulva horns.

1 comment:

ARCHAVIST said...

It's getting scary - I don't know what's wrong with England.