TWENTY THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
11. She's a goblin!
12. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!
13. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
14. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
15. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
16. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
17. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...
18. You scared me stiff!
19. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
20. Trick or treat?
A TIP OF THE MASK TO MISS CELLANIA
Recap of ironic SPECTRE statements
16 hours ago