Tuesday, October 11, 2011

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BISH'S BEAT WILL BE EXPERIENCING INTERMITTENT TRANSMISION FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS . . . NORMAL TRANSMISSION WILL RETURN SHORTLY . . .

Monday, October 10, 2011

VINTAGE COVERS: THE DEVIL IN AMBER!

THE TROUBLE WITH BLONDES!

HARDBOILED CORNER: NEEDLE MAGAZINE ~ FALL 2011!

HARDBOILED CORNER: NEEDLE MAGAZINE!

FALL 2011 ISSUE NOW AVAILABLE!

Needle Magazine is hardboiled, lean and mean. No silly reviews. No poetry. No advertising. Nothing but hard hitting stories. In your face and busting up your kiss-maker. Kapow.

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VINTAGE COVERS: WITH SIRENS SCREAMING!

THE TROUBLE WITH BLONDES!

KEEPING THE BRITISH END UP!

KEEPING THE BRITISH END UP!

FOUR DECADES OF SAUCY CINEMA

SIMON SHERIDAN

The British tradition of 'saucy postcard' humour is perhaps best exemplified by the long running Carry On movies. But there is a forgotten cinema of saucier 'X' certificate films. Joan Collins and Joanna Lumley were among those who appeared in such films. Most famously, Robin Askwith, Fiona Richmond and Mary Millington became seventies superstars in movies that put boobs on screen and bums on seats.

Simon Sheridan traces the history of the British sex film from its coy beginnings in Nudist Paradise through to its boom years with the Confessions series, and its demise in the early eighties. Sheridan compiles the first definitive filmography of the genre, and coaxes facts from previously reclusive and reluctant interviewees.

The story that unfolds is often funny and sometimes tragic, but undeniably revealing. This new edition includes an expanded filmography and previously unpublished interview material and stills.

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THE TROUBLE WITH BLONDES!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

ESPIONAGE CENTRAL: ISRAEL BOND, OY-OY-7 IS BACK!

ESPIONAGE CENTRAL: ISRAEL BOND, OY-OY-7 IS BACK!

BACK IN PRINT AND E-BOOK VERSIONS . . .

In the mid-1960s, when Playboy was serializing the adventures of the world’s most famous superspy, they interspersed them with Sol Weinstein's rollicking tales of the Jewish state’s most hilarious weapon, Israel Bond. After the book editions of what the Chicago Tribune called “probably the funniest secret agent parodies ever written” had sold over a million copies, they were allowed to fall out of print. Decades later, they're back, in new editions with a new editorial polish by the original author.

Israel Bond may seem like a simple-if-sexy salesman for Mother Margolies’ Old World Chicken Soup, but when the Holy Land needs his skills – his quickness with a pun, his second-to-none semitic seduction techniques, and (if absolutely necessary) his abilities at actual espionage – then the man known by the code name Oy-Oy-7 (licensed not only to kill, but to say prayers over the corpse) does what needs to be done. Whether sneaking matzoh under the Iron Curtain, competing in a life-and-death game of La Guerre, battling the agents of TUSH, or having intimate encounters with such seductive beauties as adventuress Sarah Lawrence of Arabia, Xerox’s mistress of reproduction Kopy Katz, and Sister Sweetcakes the Swinging Nun, Oy-Oy-7’s life may be crazy, but never boring.

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THE TROUBLE WITH BLONDES: THE BLONDE WHO WOULDN'T DIE!

ESPIONAGE CENTRAL: THAT MAN FLINT

ESPIONAGE CENTRAL: THAT MAN FLINT

Mods, mini-skirts and Vietnam. Paisley shirts and satellites. Afros and lasers. The Cold War is hot and the Red Chinese aren’t the only ones doing the brainwashing. Love is in the air, but everyone isn’t groovy.

Derek Flint, inventor, ballet instructor, editor and contributor of the revised Kama Sutra, transcendentalist and translator of an ancient Mayan cookbook, seeker of the third eye and freelance spy, is the one M.A.C.E. (Mandated Actions for Covert Enforcement) calls on to tackle their most perilous assignments.

From crazed Nazi scientists hatching dastardly plans, sultry Russian spies with killer bodies and kung fu grips, super strength cyborg assassins, to fiendish henchmen and quixotic masterminds, these are examples of adversaries mystery writer Gary Phillips (Operator 5 and Decimator Smith) will throw at the cool, collected Mr. Flint. With his gadgets and skills, aided by his quartet of brainy glamour gals, That Man Flint is a retro revisionist series capturing the fun, feel and excitement of halcyon espionage fare such as The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Bond in Goldfinger, and Steranko’s Nick Fury for today’s audience.

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